Profound Brain Things

After thinking profound brain things in my head today, I decided I shall blog.

New hobby: Staring blankly into the wall. I do it now, because I know I won't have time for it later. See, the thing is, I will do it even if I had work, but my parents will be on my ass telling me to study. Heck, they're doing it now.

Anyway, the profound brain things in my head told me, that I'm growing up too fast. I'm already 16 years old.
Freaking 16.

Damn. When did I get past 14, and 15!? Heck, when did I get out of 8th standard!? This is so not good. I feel too old.
I have already begun doing old-ish things, like thinking about the future and things concerning the matter. I don't want to be old. Heck, 16 is too much.

Now I know all you aunty-uncles out there will go, "What men? Why he crying so much? 16 wonly no? We are toh 40-50 and not complaining. What to do? We will toh grow old only! Stupid bachcha"
By any miracle of God, if any aunty-uncles ARE reading my blog, please don't stop reading altogether (I can't possibly lose more readers than the 2 I have). In fact, please tell your niece/daughter/daughter-in-law/grand-daughter (Yes, that pretty young thang) to read my blog.

Anyway, I don't want to old-ish things. All the things you bad people think about, I'm fine waiting awhile. As long as I can keep my youth. I want to be 16 even next year. And the year after that. See, I have nothing against old people. You're fine. You keep the balance between the generations alive. But I don't want to be some intense-research-doing, part-time-jobbing, boss-bitching, youth-envying old man. That just sucks.

I've already gone way too high on the age-scale thing. I'm going to stop growing. Yes, sir. Stop growing. I am going to do all the things that these "hep yengsters" do. I'm going to be bloody young again. I'm no uncle. I'm never going to be.

So, do your bit for the age-reversal of Abhishek Vishwanathan. Contribute generously for this.

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Have an ecstatically, awesomely waaanderful day =]

And remember, take some time out to stare at the wall. You will get profound brain things in your head. Promise =]